• Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

(Source: hotelmario)

hannibalspenis:

i think about this gif a lot

lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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hynori:

When you find good merchandise of your favorite series

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and then you look at the price

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(Source: r18macarona)

cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy